Enderal:The Art of Crispy Meat

The Art of Crispy Meat (FormID: 000449C8)
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Boreo's Book Blessing Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 1012.219055 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 1018.489990 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 1027.484985 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 1028.433960 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 1032.837036 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 1036.824097 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 982.841248 Home, Sweet Home (20, -7) @ Z: 992.901672
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Who doesn't know that? You are looking forward to a nice, crispy piece of meat after a hard day of work, but your useless child, who you instructed to cook it, gives you a charred something instead. You castigate them, but the problem stays the same: You are hungry. Which means that there is no other way than doing it yourself: walk to the fireplace, cut out a big, bloody chunk of the animal,and throw it into the kettle. And lo and behold: Slowly the pleasent smell of burned life reaches you nostrils. Is there anything better than that?

I don't think so.